Words to live by:

1. Try a donut with bleu cheese on it.

2. Never cook green beans at 4 AM without the cooking fan on.

3. Don't try to pull off a plastic bag as a shirt.

4. Don't eat surf wax; it does NOT taste how it smells.

5. Don't get drunk to the point where you can't tell the men's from the women's bathroom (or gym locker room).

6. Don't skip your morning tutorial and then run into your tutorial leader on campus later that day.

7. Try not to get caught by a male security guard, three girls in a stall in the womens' bathroom, with a bottle of vodka that you brought in your shoe...at a gay bar.

8. Always remember, the number 8 is the best number in the world.


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